Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Did you pee in the oven last night??
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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