the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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