Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
send nudes
from the living room?
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