Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
