you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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