I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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