What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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