Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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