butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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