We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
