This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
