Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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