whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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