I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
A bitchslap is in order.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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