Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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