Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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