real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I need a hoe opinion
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