omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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