scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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