yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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