I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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