38 yer olds are good kisserssss
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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