you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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