can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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