I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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