To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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