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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.

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(954): View more from Florida

Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?

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(360): View more from Washington

DIN'T JUSGE NE.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls

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(916): View more from California

All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott

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(240): View more from Maryland

million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.

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(213): View more from California

i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??

(1-213): View more from California

You just listed two reasons.

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