You're so nebulous sometimes
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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