Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
