this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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