i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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