Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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