I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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