Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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