I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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