come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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