did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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