Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
