bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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