good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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