butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
