All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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