Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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