i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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