the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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