i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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