Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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