I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
