Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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