OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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