Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Duck Duck Cougar?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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