the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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