Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I think I am morally bankrupt
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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