if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
It's rum buckets o'clock
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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