Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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