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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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