I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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