I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just cropdusted the office
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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