...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
They took my balls.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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