Where is the hickey?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I met the friendliest cop last night
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Randomize